Please tell me this isn't life. It's obvious this pigeon's division is light
a member of the Swiss International Seafood Fingering Team & also a shrimp in real life
Never deliverin pipe. Now I'll leave this virgin mauled & stapled
I find it hilarious u stole a Dollar Store sunglass rack & used it to decorate the Wal-Mart table
Nice Orc impression. Trust me ya'll this disgraceful fag is a goner
I don't know what's worse: the outfit, rape stare, or that fact they dangled your face in a vat of piranhas
Is that how u dress to attend soccer games? Do u feel that it's sexy?
Nobody's yelling "TEAM BARCELONA!" they're only wondering why your grill is so Messi
Now don't get me wrong, I don't have to gawk at your complexion
U got those shoes at Marshalls & complained about a defect. They just thought u were projecting
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