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im hype as fuck

i wish the ufc didn't dillute itself, i mean i guess it had to kind of, there are still swathes of fighters that i dont know, who are probably readily recognisable to true mma fans now, but i can't bring myself to give a shit outside of these mega cards

bisbing/gsp im hype for. im pulling for that limey cocksucker. even tho gsp was stuntin in the embedded with the old pelle pelle jacket

garbrandt/dillashaw should be good. maybe this will finally end this faggoty shitshow in the media between these doofuses. pulling for garbrandt cuz ohio duh

joanna/thug rose, i don't think rose is ready. i don't think she ever will be. joanna is the closest representation of the process of providing feminine thoughts to my drug addled brain. meaning im a man right. im attracted to women that look good. if she works at mcdonalds or is a high powered ceo i don't give a shit about a chicks accomplishments in life. if she is ugly my dick and feels cant dig it. but joanna is ugly and has a boy body and i would fuck that boy body with all the aggression a fat terribly out of shape ghoul could deliver. i like rose but joanna champion is gonna champion of course

masvidal/thompson should be dope. i fuck with masvidal THO

also wanna peep the mickey gall fight and hope that fucko can keep winning in his fight for relevance