[uh-oh]

word it was stupid and didn't make sense

BUT YO

i can't find my theory anywhere. everything is linking bran to it.

like bran warged into brynden rivers, making him the the 3ER, and the 3ER then trains bran, so bran trains himself. basically everything im finding keeps making BRAN the main warg

what i'm saying is the ORIGINAL WARG, unrelated to BOTH OF THEM, the true LAST OF THE GREENSEERS, who was around with the children of the forest and the first men, some unnamed character to this point, is actually the 3ER. HE made brynden rivers come to the cave, he took over him. he made bran come to the cave when bryndens husk was failing and took over BRAN.

it could even be an ancient child of the forest, because the whole tree connection

the weirwoods were where the SOULS of the children of the forest reside when they died. when the first men came to westeros, they were intent on chopping these trees down, which led them to war, because they were literally killing their ancestors. (in the show the white walkers were created by the children to help fight man, in the books they were already there/there is no talk of their creation/backstory)

so it might even be the weirwoods themselves

the 3ER could be the hive knowledge of all the children of the forest taking control of humans since they are the most intelligent life available

ALSO

since the show made the children create the white walkers, they could LITERALLY BE THE CLEANUP CREW

every invasion of man that hit westeros, the first men, and later the ANDALS, all brought their own gods, and each chopped down weirwoods

now DAENYRYS comes with FIRE BREATHING DRAGONS and dothraki savages. the white walkers could be the trees last hope of wiping out humans who will inevitably wipe them out

but that doesn't make sense because actual children of the forest were fighting the white walkers but i guess they could just be uncontrollable and kill anything other than trees lol

but YO

i still think its an ancient warg, unrelated to bran at all. maybe even a child of the forest, all the knowledge they gain from the trees would make more sense then because the ancestors in the trees seen everything and can pass it along, its not like bran is going back in time himself and witnessing sansas wedding, and every other thing, otherwise he would constantly be in a trance reliving all of those moments. meanwhile if he is actually a child of the forest, just using brans body as a shell, the trees could be feeding him memories or some shit

either way i spend too much time thinking about this horse shit. im gonna go jerk off