[uh-oh]

i do like hot pockets, but they are inefficient.

1. my microwave is shit. bet the robots got to it and programmed it to burn half of the hotpocket and leave half of it frozen.

2. i don't like the portions. 1 isn't enough. 2 is almost enough. 3 only leaves you with 1 left next time.

3. frozen pizzas are cheaper.

i used to be about that pizza roll life, but that was my old industrial microwave. i threw it away like WHAT I GOT MONEY NOW I DON'T NEED THIS 1992 MICROWAVE. IT DON'T EVEN SPIN. but it was a glorious work of human engineering. and i liked pizza rolls in it. pizza rolls in the oven are wack, and my new microwave as noted is SHIT.

SURE I COULD GET ANOTHER MICROWAVE

but i could just keep buying cheapo frozen pizzas too.