You know you're a male dime when you catch a girl staring at you out the corner of your eye, you glance at her and she quickly looks away
When you don't ever have to blow up a chicks phone
You feel no pressure when you go through a dry spell because you know any given night you can get cheeks
Girls approach you instead of the other way around
Regular, mundane conversations with women are littered with subtle compliments and sexual innuendos
Girls smile or play with their hair when you make eye contact
You can cut off a chick simply because you're bored
Never thirsty
Random Facebook friend requests from females you don't know
Cuties ask the first question that comes to mind when they see you, just to have a convo
People tell you you resemble a famous celebrity
CHICKS ARE EAR TO EAR GRINNING CUZ YOU DECIDED TO SPEAK
RANDOM OLD WOMEN LET YOU CUT IN LINE @ WALMART
THE MUNSTER
I'M HERE
WHATS GOOD
None of you troll fuck bois better not try me neither. I'll slap flames out of you
