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Originally Posted by Witty
Wait.
You fucked food?
Gonna need to know this story tbc.
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when i was 13ish i took a steak out, microwaved it for warmth, cut it lengthwise, and put it in a bag. i then put the bag inbetween my mattress and my boxspring and attempted to fuck the steak
it didn't work half as good as a grapefruit
BUT HEY I'M GROWN NOW. i own a fleshlight.
if fucking food is a mental illness i wholeheartedly accept that designation, but think i have recovered now.