[sral]

Binging on cocaine in a china dish surely isn't best practice?

A flat surface would obviously be better. I mean, there's a reason people break our mirrors or the backs of their phone to do it on, its been the same way for years and it isn't broken so why fix it?

Using the china dish would also require you to wash it at some point, so that mom didn't notice. Just saying bro.

They aren't exactly that easy to transport around in your pocket, as say, a small mirror or even the back of your iphone, you dig?

I'm sure it's fine and dandy if you're just doing some blow at home (who wouldn't, right?) but in reality in a night on the town, I aint tryna pull out the Tupperware while my buddy waving a baggy under my nose. There's also the possibility of someone knocking one of the corners of the dish and the entire thing shaking or being knocked over, and losing all the nose candy in a mess on the floor. Which is never good. I don't think you really thought that line through.

Aside from that, this was straight flame emojis.

Stay up player.