[Allen Knight]

Originally Posted by uh-oh

If it helps the ivestigation at all know that i just got out of the shower. I didnt bother with dressing and went downstairs and grabbed a couple peanut butter cookies the insurance broad who works in my building made me. At this point in time i noted a bang happen upstairs. I live alone here. So with my naked turtle dick that shriveled to nothing i grabbed a kitchen knife an ventured upstairs

After a thlrough searching i decided it was just the shower thing releasing itself to go back to baghtub faucet mode. But as i type this on my phone in the dark naked, it has blinded me to my pitch black surroundings and death could be upon me at any moment.

If that helps

Lmfao.