The only 1-2 punch this hoe gettin is 1 to 2 cups from the punch bowl at the prom while all the other Sandanistan Hobbits are on the dance floor grinding.
This bitch looking like a fetal alcohol triceratops experiencing an ice cream depression.
Got one eye speed reading the subtitles on bootleg anime while the other eye is charming cobras
One eye is picking up WiFi the other experiencing technical difficulties
Lookin like Mark Henry's cousin Regretta Swipeleftly
Lookin like relaxed Tasmanian devil selfie
This bitch got a job doing manicures on amputees while her part time job is making pussy hacks for the strippers in gta 5.
Lookin like Brenda K Star fucked Pumba
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