This hoe lookin like a Sri Lankan flying bathmat test pilot
This bitch lookin like the Cheshire cat if he was a tranny opossum
Her pic lookin like it was took in a dirty fishtank and then photo shopped with a southern rockhopper penguin diarrhea filter.
This bitch lookin like Ant Man's homeboy catfished Ving Rhames into bukkake Lazer tag.
This bitch looks like she collects election posters
Lookin like Samoan Shanaynay
This bitch gave herself an abortion by shoving a Phillips head screwdriver into her peehole and rolling off the couch into a Metroid ball and directly into a kiddie pool full of icy Ramen noodle water
Lookin like the down syndrome cousin of the turncoat female orc from the warcraft movie
This bitch makes balloon animals out of magnum condoms and puts them into the vice clamped buttholes of failed city councilmen.
She look like The purple cat that Skeletor rides went to nursing school
This bitch looks like she smoked laced with Quan Chi and Kintaro
Her Zoolander pose is called BRUISED WARTHOG
This bitch look like a battle ready ewok.
This bitch shaves her arms with Fix-a-Flat and startled hedgehogs.
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