This bitch got Tonka truck titties with brown spinner nipples.
Lookin like an Asian mexican Jewish xena warrior princess
This is the Jeepers Creepers that gets you if you're at a gay rave too late.
She got a job at a sweatshop separating and sorting uncracked black pepper and roach turds while wearing boxing gloves dipped in agave syrup and coated in oreo dust
Had a brief stint as a cutman in the world lesbian kickboxing association
She always plays as noob on mortal kombat and knows one special move
Looks like the daughter of Evander Holy field and crate beast from Creepshow
The even mix of Hollywood hulk hogan and akeela and the bee.
Lookin like harry and the Henderson got a makeover but wasn't 100 percent pleased with the outcome
Lookin like a flight attendant on a cargo plane that only flies on Wednesdays
This is Awesome Kong's cousin Va'Ronica Hill
All of this bitch's queefs smell like parmesan toe nail clippings and mixed emotional distress
This bitch knits sweaters out of retired GI Joe figures legs and arms
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