please boy I turned you into an apostle
gave you hope & gave you someone to follow.
woke you up & helped you look forward to tomorrow
look at that shit hanging from your nostril.
look at your face son its covered with fossils
shit looks so wild, you look like a burnt up waffle.
I bet your gynecologist has shit stained goggles..
that shits crazy son, I bet your waist size comes in equator
a tank truck full of ranch right next to your food labelled eat later
son... I bet your hands come with mickey mouse gloves
you got a band aid next to your hand lotion & sound plugs.
I bet your shoes smell like a moldy onion
take a shower boy, & lay off the funyuns
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