If I chose to be single for the rest of my life.. does that mean I can't have children?
Like, can men adopt kids on their own?
I reckon pushing a little Chinese baby round the park in a pram would get me some serious pussy. Can you imagine playing the single "dad" card and the ass you could bank off that?
Bumping into an 11/10 like, "Awww she's so cuteee"
Then I just look at them all deep and meaningful like, "yeah, her mum died, it's just us now"
Then get on the phone to a baby sitter while I get my nuts
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