It's horrifying that I've accumulated 2,000 posts. I've been at 30,000 elsewhere, probably... maybe. Albeit as a much younger man than you are now, Cake. I feel twinges of disrespect in you suggesting my habit of coming here is weird. Fuck you, bro!
*long funny paragraph in caps about Cake*
I'll do what I want, buddy. I'll do it all damn day, alright? Go fly a kite.
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