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Originally Posted by dull boy
This site will be full blown gay in 5 years.
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I have 10x your posts. I wonder what is more weird. The fact I've posted here as much as I have or the fact you randomly pop up to drop non sequiturs in random topics every couple of months. Probably the latter. But, just, cut the cord, man. There are pallets to drop.
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Originally Posted by Bags
I FUCKING CARRIED YOU FOR MONTHS IN MY THREADS AND THIS IS HOW YOU FUCKING REPAY ME?!? ETU BB? U BROKE MY HEART FREDO/
HEY EVERY ONE I FUCKA BB IDIYOTE MOWRUN FUCK OUTTA BEEBZ AWFICE SPELL WORDS WRONG IM AN ACTUAL BABY HEHEEHEHEHEE WICKED FUCKING CLEVER. SUPER GENIUS. NO1 UNDERSTANDS ME. INSTAGRAM PICS W NOSE RING AND LIPSTICK. CIGARRETTE TOO. SMOKING IS DARK. ITS COLD IN THE SHADOWS. MISUNDERSTOOD. IS BABY./ WAKE UP AT 6 AM TRAP SPIDER UNDER A JAR. JERK OFF TO TRANNY PORN. CHECK ON SPIDER. TALK TO SPIDER. OWE U FUCKA IDIYOTE SPIDAH MUSTACHIA GO GET ME DINNAH I FUCKA SPLIT YO HEAD MOWRUN STUPID WHORE HIDING MUSTACHIA POOSY GIVING IT TO BEARDICHIO. SPIDER IS MUSTACHIA./ BB SEVERELY MENTALLY DISTURBED/. WORKS AT NASA. VAPES. CIGS ARE ONLY FOR INSTAGRAM BLOWS MONSTER CLOWDZ. RAISED CHEEKBONES. IN NASA MEETING. UH YES UHM...BIG BABY? SIR? BLOWS MONSTER CLOWDZ IN FACE OF SUPERVISOR......YA FUCKA IDIYOTE WHAT? I BUILT THE ROCKET? NOW ME AND MUSTACHIA HAVE DATE NITE. OK LOOK BIG BABY OR WHATEVER YOU ARE CALLING YOURSELF THESE DAYS MILTON...YOU ARE A GIANT FAGOT. WE KNOW YOU HAVE AN ACCOUNT ON GRINDER AND TALK TO SPIDERS. AT THIS POINT YOU COULD DEVELOP TIME TRAVEL AND YOUR EMPLOYMENT WOULD STILL BE QUESTIONABLE HERE/. YOU SMELL LIKE POTPURI AND ASS GREESE. TOPICAL BEEBZ CHAKRA LAVA VODKA LASER CHOPPA BIG POPPA WITCH DOCTA PAPA SHANGA SHOTTAS HOLLA RIFLE FROM MOUNTAIN CASING TENTACLE ROBOT MENACING COLDCUT LOBSTER HEART PULSATING MUTATION NO1 AS GOOD AT BEEBDZ OFFICE LEAVE IT I HAVE AN OFFICE. I SIT AT THE DESK BUT SO SMALL CUZ INFANT/ EVEIL BABY. ALSO DULL BOY. DULL BOY MURDERED COWORKER WITH PALLET OF CONCRETE TO SEE IF HE COULD STILL FEEL. DID NOT FEEL. VINTAGE BB/ VINTAGE CHINKY MEXICAN. IS THE GROSS MEXICAN THATS SO MEXICAN LOOKS CHINESE/ YUCKY. HATES HUSH AND FAGOT AMEN CUZ THEY ARE NORMAL RICANS AND HE IS HIDEOUS CHINKY RICO GUAVA. LOOK AT ME KING!! SEJIFNWERUIGF ILL WRITE UR WHORE MOTHER A FUCKING SONNET THEN TAKE HER TO A LOCAL DOUBLE AA BASEBALL GAME, ILL DRINK 5 DOLLAR MILLER LIGHTS ALLLLLLL FUCKING NITE...TELL HER HOW MUCH I LOVE HER AND WHISPER SWEET NOTHINGS INTO HER EAR......AND WHEN THE WAVE WENT BY ID GRAB HER HAND AND GIGGLE AND TELL HER CMON!! ITS THE WAVE!!!! THEN ID MAKE MY ARMS ALL SWIVELLY AND MOVE MY HEAD ALL WAVEY ....THEN ID BE REALLY INTO THE GAME...BIG SPORTS FAN....ATTA BOY 3RD BASEMEN GOOD STOP!! HAND CLAP...SHE KNOWS IM A MAN. IM INTO SPORTS. HER CHINKY SIDEWAYS PUSSY DRIPPING. THEN DURING THE 7TH INNING STRETCH ON THE DISPLAY SCREEN A GIANT PAID FOR MESSAGE POPS UP.....FIRST ITS A CAM VIEW OF US WITH A HEART AROUND IT......THEN THE HEART BREAKS IN HALF....AND I LOOK OVER AT THAT FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT WITH BLOOD RAGING IN MY EYES AND I SPIT INHTOP HERE FACE AND A LITTLE GETS INTO HER MOUTH IT WAS A GREEN LOOGIE FROM NEWPORTS AND STDS/...THEN I TELL HER THAT ID NEVER BE WITH HER ROMANTICALLY AND WHILE I WATCHED HER SOUL COLLAPSE ID JIZ INTO MY DOCKERS KHAKI SHORTS THIN RIP HER SLANTED EYES OUT OF HER WORTHLESS FUCKING NEANDRETHALIC SKULL. I FUCKING HATE YOU BIG BABY. MANHATTANS A FAGOT TOO. WHERES NEIGHNBOR!??! HES INCURRING THIS WAR NOW TOO. LYRS U MIDNIGHT BLUE PIECE OF GARBAGE WHERE THE FUCK YOU AT !?>?!?! ANY FUCKING FAGGOT THAT EVER BRANDISHED A PISTOL OR WROTE AN 18 SYLLABLE MULTI SCHEME ABOUT PATRICK BATEMAN IS ABOUT TO BE PLUNGED INTO THE WILDEST DOG FIGHT EVER./ IM NOT HERE FUCK FUCKING GAMES. COME INTO MY GLORIUS BENCH THREAD WITH GOOGLE IMAGES LIKE SHITS SWEET ?!?! SUM1 QUOTE THAT FUCKING POST AGAIN ON MY LIFE I TAKE OUR BEEF TO THE GRAVE WITH ME. PANCAKE YOU CHOOSE SIDES NOW! AERO I SWEAR TO FUCKING CHRIST POST CAREFULLY AT THIS POINT.
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"Its cold in the shadows" made me legit lol. Good wording. But not your best work. Then again, BB is unparagraphable due to his purposefully elusive nature. BB won the round but only because you gave him ammo. Like, in a battle where Cashius makes an alias or something, wtf are you supposed to do? Write non personal creative punchlines from THIN AIR!? I would rather die.
Also, don't ever make me choose between you two. Don't you do it.