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Originally Posted by Aero

ATTN BAGS WAS RAISED BY A PINBALL MACHINE AND A BOX OF PANCAKE BATTER. FAGGOT CRACKSR U ORDER MANHATTANS AT BARS THAT HAVE FOAM PARTIES WHILE WEARING A BLAZER AND BOAT SHOES.
RUN INTO A FUCKIN TIRE IRON U HOMOSEXUAL AVATAR LOOKIN JUNGLE BUNNY. I AM YOUR FUCKIN INSPIRATION TO POST. DONT YOU EVER THREATEN THE GOAT. LOOOOL OLE PLAY-DOH SKIN HAVIN FUCK BOY W THE JERSEY SHORE AXE HAIR GEL CUT LMFAO FAGOT STYLE OUTDATED AS FUCK OLE CLAY FIGHTER GERMAN EDITION.
"HEY BRO CAN YOU SPOT ME?"
"SURE"
*Bags strategically placed phone*
*Spotter looks at phone* "IS THIS NIGGA RECORDING? HE MUST BE HE-MAN AND SHOWING THE INTERNETS. I CANT WAIT TO BE APART OF THIS, LETS GOOOO!"
*Bags struggles mightily on first rep, spotter concerned*
*Bags can't clear next rep, Spotter hurriedly leaves to avoid being apart of Internet embarrasment*
BAGS: "THANKS BRO!!!!*
Spotter already vanished
*Bags post video to Internet, 3 views, 7 dislikes*
*Spotter returns home from work to see his belongings on the curb, wife kicked him out for being apart of such collosal failure*
SPOTTER: "BAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGSS!" *Spotter jumps in front of truck to take his own life*
*Spotter survives, Bags rolls by with his daughter, sees spotter lying helplessly on ground. Attempts to pick him up and place him in car but can't, daughter gets out car to help Bags lift the spotter. Spotter notes irony even while in agonizing pain*
BAGS YOU PIECE OF SHIT DONT WVER COME AT RHE GREAT ONE ARRRRRRGH

nah tho.