[bleak]

Never shook.

There's a high probability that I'm not gonna write for you.

Wanna know why? I'll show you.

You spend all your time trying to become accepted on this website. Don't deny it neither cause you just proved that you strive off of being in NCs' in-circle.

Now, for a completely different perspective, you have me. I've been crusaded against here for a while. I don't cry about it. There is no shred of my being that cares about if you guys like me or not. idgaf that's not why I log in. I log in to see you and company reach infinitely to try and make fun of me. Ask me how many of your insults I still remember. I think Vulgar had one in my (1st) roast saying that I can move through sand at 70 MPH lmfao that's the only one that I still recall.

Let's turn the tables. Bags is me. Bags logs in to find multiple threads questioning him, roasting him, and altogether non-guided attempts to crush his soul. You would succumb my friend. You would spend time in your closet carving Lama's name into your arm and using Nik's latest pic as a tool for erotic asphyxiation. I even bet you would call Dia up and see which board he's been frequenting. We would see a post or two on OBTVA from you about this hot new song you found... that everyone has heard before. It breaks you. You smash thru your front door, still nude from your time with Nik. Ppl stare as the fat kid from 3 doors down tears thru the streets screaming Lama's name. It's sad really. Headline reads "Bags flop down Market Street" and they don't even know your screename, bro.

Your crusade is pointless. I'm not leaving. We can coexist or you can choke on a fat one.

TLDR; UR FAT