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Old 07-28-2016, 03:21 PM   #8
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Lmao!

Man....I had one of these moments a couple years back......but wasn't aware of the roll

So like a small female trapped under a rock I cried out.....in desperation...SPOOOOOOOTTT

and of course some moron comes sprinting over so the entire gym sees me with not even 2 plates stuck on my chest like a fucking coward. Smh. Prolly worst gym day ever. Aside from shitting pants in the squat rack and farting in the leg press machine w hot chicks in earshot
Haha

Yeah, you know when you put on more weight than your previous max, and you give it that test push before you unrack it? Like feel it out

I did one of those and thought "that's not getting back up there"

then I stopped myself. and looked at my wristband. in embossed, protein shit green letters was the text "W.W.B.ASFGKDL$&#FAGGOT.D"

I thought... what WOULD Bags do?

the air in my rapelifting dungeon took on a static feel to it.. I felt a twinge of adrenaline. Im going for it.

I unracked all 175 lb of weight and brought it down to my chest

immediately could not get it more than halfway up

brought it back down and started rolling it down to my torso

then kicked out like a wounded porpoise and tilted the bar 90 deg on its side

I crushed two beers and logged into Netcees
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I'm going to start off on a tangent.

when I write, lately, I feel as if I begin by stringing together ambient ideas and concepts, then i realize I'm just typing the words coffee, tawdry, and autumn over and over and over, again, then I pass out dru-
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