Couldn't get past episode 3 of Deadwood, its still on the shelf..
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But try this, get a bowl and put half a cup of water in it,
crack an egg into it, put a plate on top and microwave it for a minute to a minute twenty.
Perfectly poached egg!
no need to whisk in boiling water or vinegar or any fancy shit.
Try it.
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PancakeBrah