look at me I'm hush I'm 30. My 20s lacked the excitement I wanted so I compensate by acting tough online and I wear gaudy gold jewelry like any other dipshit wannabe drug dealer puerto rican. My friends are other 30 year olds like bags who also lacked charisma and excitement in his early 20s thus compensating for attention on netcees.
I'm hush I'm on snapchat with 15 followers. Follow me so you can watch my videos of me acting like I'm going to rap but then realizing that I lack the true self-confidence to spit some shit. Brb I'm gonna waste my money like an idiot by renting a $1,000 per day bugatti and I'll be broke again soon. Cya later guys follow me.
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