Battle of the Week
Champ Match: Knucklehead vs. Cashius
Knucklehead
idk who u are but..
Srs. Everytime your broad spot me she disperse, fam
You claim u're a Warrior.. but I'm the 1 makin' her scream louder than that Spurs fan
But I'll admit ur nice in txt. U got bars down to a science
While you got 'em droppin' like flies.. mines doing that with your girls hands guidance
b2b u fell short with weak punches. Don't even pound your chest
U tried to 'bow a Constrikta.. & choked so bad I'd swear u had one around ur neck
We know why u txt, comin' out the gates like a creature
It takes two to tango.. & u come to every battle wearing heels vibing to La Cumparista
Knock ya back down in the ranks. The title ain't gettin' ur stamp, bitch
You're not Emergin', C.. but we'll be in a state of that if you ever Champ this
Who is this faggot? The HOF ain't ur place, u'll never adorn the throne
U're not just a drop in the bucket.. u're the guy fillin' it when the doors are closed
'Cus of ^ that, ur on the verge of suicide for bein' the blandest fool
Broski, I know the ropes.. & after this u'll be well acquainted w/ one of them and a stool
Cashius
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Originally Posted by RPK
Can a mod close my battle with Gr8 Genital and give me the W? He no showed me... Thanks.
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Knuck, you should try to console this dude. Maybe you can make it better, fag
He's mad Genitals didn't make an appearance...JUST like every date you've ever had
When fatty dropped his pic I thought NC would crash. Food is just your life
Sooooo...
Let's discuss that waste bandwidth...that's EXACTLY what it's doing to the site
This guy's running like 30 tournaments. Yo, homie is sick...
I thought dude was spreading himself too thin...until he posted that pic
One look at your mug and I knew you liked men. He and boys are just graphic
It's hard for you to keep a straight face...while WE'RE the ones pointing and laughing
When me and my girl spoon...you know I'm lying her down like a man...
When you and your fat bitch spoon...it involves prying one out of her hand
She gobbles up cake. Homegirl looks like The Blob when she's naked
This dude's chick on a scale of one to ten...she would probably break it
This kyke is a buster. You'll be nothing despite what you wanna be...
Cause your just retarded son...I bet Just Write will be fighting for custody
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Verse of the Week
Sharp Nine (vs. Untold)
Yeeeeoooooooo
did some piss play wit ya hairy bitch, then had a fright fit
cuz w/ the stache n big Pee on her chest shes a dead ringer for Mike Schmidt
girls fuckin him need a talkin to. that shits a disgrace, my friends
if a chick gets 'Told off... she deserves THAT happening for her taste in men
we're both elevating? pshhhh. Sharp stay hot but this geek's in stasis
i surpass Untold struggles in the league... while that happens on a weekly basis
ya boy destroyed ya in the cyph. just facts. not tryna be a hater
dawg i exemplified Spur of the moment... n treated you like they did the Lakers
dude couldnt win on a handicap. this loss'll leave bro wit doubt
idc if we get Un biased voters... even w/ 10 a' those id still blow him out
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NoShow Shine
Split (vs. kami)
cross me yourre done. u dont Dare fuck w/ me, like hard drugs or shotty slugs-
pop in the club, powdershot- and leave K-holed up, drowned in acid wash like Gotti's son.
this pussys pushing thirty. legacy's finished, no way he's savin it..
but Cameltoe the thin line between addressed w/ respect and skirting desperation.
you dont measure up, mom shoudla got an abortion before ur genes took effect:
to put it in persepective..
..if my skill Dwarfed yours more, u'd wake up in a Radisson with Listerine on ya breath.
your a known drunkard. knock tall boys back like a seasoned Celt,
ironically good rebounds for u, come somewhere between ur lowered defenses, knees and delts.
soon as you text we know youre blasted. you're not deceiving dude.
Heard through the grapevine u were an easy shot... your boozy breath is breathing proof.
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Punches of the Week
5. Untold (vs. Sharp Nine)
as far as ya secret, keep it! i spit the truth in a brash tone
i'm get'n the weight of the world off my shoulders.. n ur moms walk'n her ass home
4. Patrick (vs. Vinny)
It’s not a game when you come at me, I’ll make this fool cry out,
And have this bitch run up for kicks and get injured like the first female NFL tryout.
3. Knuck (vs. Cashius)
Knock ya back down in the ranks. The title ain't gettin' ur stamp, bitch
You're not Emergin', C.. but we'll be in a state of that if you ever Champ this
2. Sharp Nine (vs. Untold)
girls fuckin him need a talkin to. that shits a disgrace, my friends
if a chick gets 'Told off... she deserves THAT happening for her taste in men
1. Cashius (vs. Knucklehead)
When me and my girl spoon...you know I'm lying her down like a man...
When you and your fat bitch spoon...it involves prying one out of her hand
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Power Ranks
5. Untold - Lost the contenders match but had a good showing. Has what it takes to get back in the position and possibly win for a shot.
4. Cashius - Dropped from losing the champ match, he will be back though. One of my favorites to champ the season tourney.
3. non azn Bob - Climbing back up, will be in another champ match soon enough.
2. Sharp Nine - Contender. Has improved greatly from TUW and is producing quality shit
1. Knucklehead - Current Champ. Only lost to Sn00p in the first champ match so far.
Honorable mentions: Aero (only wins by NS keeps him down), Strikta (if he stays in, he'll be in the top 5), Blue Bayou (just signed in but will obviously be top 3, if not #1 if he stays in)