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Originally Posted by Sharp
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Great. A fat fingered gnome. I’ll put a nine straight to ya dome..
..have you calling the five-o quicker..than when ya try n dial eight on ya phone
Ya frame is not steady, ya big skull makes u top heavy..
..but how you got the head of turtle..with the face of Bebop and Rocksteady?
And ya collar’s boasting more fat than a triplet of piglets..
..but fuck a turkey neck. Yours comes with its own stuffing and giblets
Stubby arms and a square head: bout time ya got shot..
..least ya kids’ll be pleased: they’ll use ya chalk outline for hopscotch..
That beard’s whispy as hell, missing about a third of its yarn..
Forget a pirate’s life. Ya patch is in the wrong place..plus there’s never a bird on ya arm