[Ghost1]

[QUOTE=anime_boners;583804]Morning

Good afternoon

3 egg whites, feed the yolks to my cat

Yolks r good for u!

1 wheat toast w/ peanut butter

Ok ok cahbz an fats I see u

1 chobani flip. preferably the lime one. if my son ate the last lime one, beat him, then eat the coconut one

Nice....arm an leg workout. I see u.

1 hot shower

Sir I strongly advise against this.

no vitamins, that's nerd stuff

Smh

1 plain black asos tee shirt
1 pair levis 501 skinny jeans, with DIY distress job (made 70$ jeans look like some shit you'd pay 200 for)

Elab on distress job?

Dig through the 100+ sneaker boxes piled in the closet for some hidden gem I forgot I own, decide the occasion is not special enough to risk harming any of the dope sneakers and put on the same ass black on black huaraches I wear everyday

Lmao this why I stopped copping sneakers like that

10:15am every day
jack off too anime tits. If I'm feeling particularly spicy, jack off to a REAL girl, dressed in anime girl costume.

Dead at particularly spicey....i also strongly caution against use of pornography. Ur weiner can't handle it.


Pre workout
drink some water.. think about maybe going for a jog, decide against, smoke a bone

Like bones r dicks

fire up Street Fighter 5 on the PS4 and sit in training mode

Dead at being lazy in the video game Lolololol


Post (training mode) workout
1 bag of of some Hispanic flavored chips from the bodega
3-4 little hug quarter waters that I drink in a single sip

Yummy. But at this point I fear u may be starving.


Dinner
2 kid cuisine frozen dinners, heated in my microwave
1 minute of reflection on when the last time I cleaned the microwave was
1 eyeroll from kid when I sit down with both dinners and make the same "oh, I'm sorry, did you want one, too?" joke that I make every night.

Dead.
#dadjokes
#lol


Bed time snack
Jack off again to anime. I need the tentacle kind to get that 2nd nut
1/2 ripped up tissue still stuck to my dick
sleep naked
no pillow (threw out the old one because the stains, havent gotten around to get the new one)

Yes! Sleeping naked w no pillow! Ur test levels and spine thank u!

have fun with your healthy diets and work out plans while I'm over here ruining my mind and body with trash food, drugs, and chinese porno cartoons

As long as u kno








An also....I didn't even realize I was doing a line by line breakdown until I was midway thru......I've been voting on too many text battles