[Destroyer]

rofl
I hope zelph shoes up at your house and impregnates ur girl and then bails and you get all happy when your girl tells you she's preggo and you can't wait and they tell you at the ultrasound that it's a boy and you're all like man I can't wait to meet my son and bring him up on my Allen knight way, and then he's born and you look down and the doctor is all 'uhhhhh...it is a boy tho...' and you look down and see little baby already with the rat stache and it just doesn't connect! it just doesn't fucking connect Allen.