Ok so the car's real I'll give props for that. But my nigga your entire net worth is invested in a liability. As Seth mentioned its outer facade sparkles but it's gonna be worth 50k in 6 months and you bought it for 125k not to mention maintenance and insurance. I pull up off the 4 train at the Barclay's in a hoody and stained shoes and still get women interested because I move with confidence and an erect spine and my portfolio experiences exponential growth. You dudes wearing free T-shirts that they gave out at PACHA one night acting like it's cool, if you haven't wasted all your money on the whip at least buy a tailor made suit and start attending a salsa class in williamsburg.
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