04-11-2016, 06:49 AM
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Originally Posted by quaker oats
sometimes when I'm "super fucking horny" I turn on "the pornography" web site. after about 10-20 minutes of "browsing," I begin "stroking" my "penis" vigorously. eventually, after great "effort," I usually end up "blowing a fat load" into a "sock" or, if I'm a lazy "sack of shit," onto my "self." Then I wipe it off and write. ""
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Originally Posted by DMS
My dad once had like 4 beers at a family reunion, and drove us home better than my mom usually drives.
Not saying being drunk doesn’t mess up you reasoning. I’m turning 20 soon so I haven’t had a drink ever.
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