Joe Boston
Your chick said Joe i hate when you drink your voilent and dont act the same
Gave her two choices get a nice Buzzer Beater then bitch spoke to me during the Villanova game
-wtf
You never tame pussy so smashing theres not a shot in the dark
After i pop a Cork, Screw you call ur wife to tell her your having a blast at the Six Flags Theme Park
-u need to shorten ur lines up man its taking away from ur punches significantly. Crisp wording can make a semi good punch beat a good punch with horrible wording.
No sparks flying out the barrel of the gun can tell you the type that never shoots
Searching for Prey? Only call yourself a Hunter cuz you'd probably rock the fuck out a pair of Womens boots
-ehh not diggin this
Broke as fuck hes been taking commutes on public transportation for years
If someone asked if he loved the new Metro look fag would trim his eyebrows and fix his hair
-this is really weird
Not a care in the world if i slapped him i bet America would love to witness an open hand
Go ahead and tell everyone he fights for his Country fag has proof from all his pictures of the Zach Brown Band
-jesus christ the shits long bro lol. not diggin it either
Funny how u plan ur living conditions and sex life dumb fuck aint doing logical thinking
When ur desperate think "X gon gonna give it to ya" thats cuz she looks like Melissa Mccarthy lip syncing
-ehh this was okkkk i guess.
Artifice
u got a David Spade steez, i rock Chris Farley the whole verse
put u below turf with the Tommy Boy... it's a joy to show Joe Dirt
-nice
this place of text makes u vexed, u straight up stressed dude
at times more of a whiner than North Carolina... lettin' the Paige upset u
-sorry but i don't get this. I'm assuming paige is someone from north carolina who whines and u did a double entendre with her name and this forum. If thats the case it's okay.
some sage advice, u think u throw heat but u ain't that nice
3 strikes Boston's out, my shit's money like David... cuz J paid the Price
-again i don't get this
JB's starves for a win but only stomachs more defeat
cuz A&W sounds better... plus it's another place he can't afford to eat
-nah bro not diggin this
Rip Torn's what i've done to u, take u back to school again
& teach this Average Joe like Dodgeball legend Patches O'Houlihan
-lite
on thin ice, Boston Bruin awful shots tryin' to win it
but once the gloves drop u're put in a box for a lot longer than five minutes
-its not often i see wordplay in the opener enhance the punch. i wasn't diggin this
v - artifice
Easy win for artifice. Joe boston punches are bland and his lines are so long that you can almost tell before readin that his verse was gonna be trash. Sorry Joe but u need to tighten up ur wording big time
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