It's like the Philly team for suburban people too poor to go see a professional team and too scared to drive in the city for a game
And now they're the closest to a championship of any Philadelphia area team so half of the desperate greasewads in and around the area are flocking to the most geographically close team to Philadelphia while the other just wishes those main line fucks don't end up with literally fucking EVERYTHING someone from North Philly doesn't have
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