Shut the fuck up this is ALLEN'S FUCKING BIRTHDAY
Bags go back to finding bulldyke regretting a commitment (who turns out to be surprisingly attractive, wtf dude I should've stayed single into my late 20s when all the women previously too confident due to their looks start to make decisions and abhor the image in the mirror, props but not right now) to shove your one-eyed wonder weasel into. Then make a thread for me to enjoy. For the lime
Knuck I'm convinced you own slaves. Or you're convinced you should be able to
Everyone else this is ALLEN'S FUCKING BIRTHDAY god damn it
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