This thread proves I am like a Saint
So I was in a bar watching my team win against thier biggest rivals, and this amazing looking chick was all over me, asking me to come back to hers, she said my eyes were 'magical'...and I thanked her, bought her a few drinks, then explained to her she was very beautiful but I am in love with a woman who is having my child, and left.
On my life she was insanely hot.
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He listens to voices inside of his mind
Explicit and poisonous violent crime.
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