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Originally Posted by anime_boners
if i met a alien i would be its friend
we'd hang out and i'd show him all the cool human stuff like video games and kewl music tunes and substance abuse and shit
then he would in turn show me cool alien shit like kidnapping my enemies in his space ship and putting weird alien implants in them and transfiguring their matter into other shit.
eventually the govt would come after us and put him one nem big white tent thingies like E.T, but instead of just letting me go like it's all good in the real world they'd silence me and everyone who possibly came in contact with Cecil (that'd be the human name i give him). then eventually Cecil's alien peeps would learn of the injustice done on this planet to their brother and his human bff and they'd blow up the earth with plasma weapons...
or at least they'd try. but Chyeahhh would learn of the impending doom and take to the internet. he'd post the independence day speech on several conspiracy forums and inspire the world. everyone would still die though because he'd only have been able to recruit fellow out of shape, basement dwelling, neck bearded, conspiracy theory nutjobs who'd fail miserably at defending the earth.
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Lmaooo I missed u wen u were gone.