usually i talk about stealing ur girl, but nobody wants that bitch, nerd
heard about wolves in sheep's clothing, this is the first time i've seen one pictured
this is dope
can't do better? u might dude. looks like that girl wants to bite u
& if u could get out from under her thumb, u might see the light too
haha dope again
i mean no matter what anyone say at the end of the day, looks matter
so just look how hard ur left eye is trying to avoid having to look at her!
ehhh not for me
i bet skeletor likes it rough too, be careful not to get hurt
i bet it's like 50 shades of gray... all in that one busted ass sweatshirt
this is nice
lemme guess, someone told u to grow up & act ur age
they said 'get a linked in page,' & u heard 'get a lincoln shave'
lollllll
u need to get cleaned up, son, get a job so u can afford a house
when people keep telling u to 'get faded,' they dont mean 'go buy another 40 oz'
not for me
Vs
Was getting there before anyone else apart of ya schedule..?
I’ve heard of the senior discount, but that’s one helluva the early bird special.
okay
Thought she had a sugar daddy, but the message wasn’t clear
..when u told her this’ll be the ride of her lifetime, then took her to a fair.
bit bland, but ok
fairground staff must be incredibly stupid & neglectful too,
cuz how & the fuxk did that young lady sneak a old hog out their petting zoo?
need to be wittier
Now it’s well known that the statistics on divorce is bad..
but your wife’s ponytails are a clear sign of her dedication - to a horse’s ass.
lolllllll
Smh u’re just a lame jerk, but ya fashion needs work, gat-damn
look like some ol' Boy Wonder quote - “Holey dirty graphic shirts, Batman!”
nah corny
these 2 mutt-faced freaks belong in front of sideshow gawkers
couples posed to be cute, but u bitches give new meaning to carnival barkers.
not for me
damn Des brought it. he's usually consistent in smaller line limit battles and it showed here. some of those lines were really dope. Schad was cool too. some decent stuff; seemed less practiced than Des tho. props to him for coming thru with the pic but Des used his experience here
vote Des
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