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Old 02-19-2016, 05:22 PM   #126
Vulgar
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This dude is the first butch terrestrian

Looking like he lives inside of a Xerox machine covered in insect pheromones

Lookin like a hermit crab's psychiatrist

Lookin like his Xbox handle is 'Iron Soul Computer Terminal 9.0'

Lookin like he got his Ph. D. In peanut butter architecture

Lookin like a gremlin joined Making the Band in the 70's

Lookin like Steve Urkle's Egyptian corpse talmbout 'hey guys I just sold myself a hearse I'm kinda a big deal'

Lookin like Bobby Lashley's tax collector

Why you look like the big bad wolf knocked down your sense of self worth?

Why you look like you work at the sneaker factory from Jumanji?

Lookin like Aesop Rock's publicist slowly turning into an example of social Darwinism.

Looking like a Gattaca archivist started becoming negatively influenced by Plies
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