still leaning over BATTLESTAR TARANTULA
this nigga lookin like he pilots a battletoad warship
lookin like he dips his fingers in chocolate and punches rice krispies
lookin like he's the "streetwise one" in an all sea otter boy band
lookin like Elmo with all his fur off
how this nigga skin and eyeball color the exact same
old permanent high from fetal alcohol lookin ass nig
this nigga makes bad lip reading videos of old Golden Girls tapes
this nigga was a botched abortion that lived, his birthdate on his driver's license reads: LMAO
this nigga finished 3rd in a rap competition behind Denny BLAZIN Hazin and one of the kids in the Black or White video.
Barbers won't touch him so he does his own line with roman candles and a box cutter
shows up unannounced at poetry slams under the stage name GARFIELD EYES
he was the only kid in his class who knew how to swim because he was raised by sea otters in runoff behind the sewage treatment facility.
he was disowned by his natural parents: Piccolo and Guinan
lookin like a proud iguana
this nigga named his 2 chest hairs THELMA AND LOIUSE
this nigga wears a vitamin C tracksuit with tarter sauce stripes
lookin like Franklin the Turtle with bells palsy
lookin like he brushed his hair with a pool table brush
this nigga is Michonne's special needs little brother MICHELOB. She cut his arms and jaw off and made that nigga a seeing eye zombie
this nigga lookin like an anteater at graduation
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