Was getting there before anyone else apart of ya schedule..?
I’ve heard of the senior discount, but that’s one helluva the early bird special.
Thought she had a sugar daddy, but the message wasn’t clear
..when u told her this’ll be the ride of her lifetime, then took her to a fair.
fairground staff must be incredibly stupid & neglectful too,
cuz how & the fuxk did that young lady sneak a old hog out their petting zoo?
Now it’s well known that the statistics on divorce is bad..
but your wife’s ponytails are a clear sign of her dedication - to a horse’s ass.
Smh u’re just a lame jerk, but ya fashion needs work, gat-damn
look like some ol' Boy Wonder quote - “Holey dirty graphic shirts, Batman!”
these 2 mutt-faced freaks belong in front of sideshow gawkers
couples posed to be cute, but u bitches give new meaning to carnival barkers.
..BODY.