Yo but for real in a social showdown I am more acceptable in any public setting then you neck hole. I got charisma, panache. Young women refer to me as debonair while I'm mercilessly beating them for burning the sauce. I said SIMMER that shit u fucking mongrel. I'm painfully charming. The warmth of my acceptance for another embraced is that of an Egyptian silk woven tapestry crafted by the hands of jesus. I could make laser tag trend.
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Originally Posted by DMS
My dad once had like 4 beers at a family reunion, and drove us home better than my mom usually drives.
Not saying being drunk doesn’t mess up you reasoning. I’m turning 20 soon so I haven’t had a drink ever.
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Last edited by Bags; 02-02-2016 at 01:30 PM.
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