Lol safe line
Here's one I had
Ur father was a piece of shit...but the circle of life n death is wild
I mean ur ma put that fuckin fagits ashes into the same dumpster that she left u in as a child
Can't be thinking of poisonous shit like this tho these days lol.
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Originally Posted by DMS
My dad once had like 4 beers at a family reunion, and drove us home better than my mom usually drives.
Not saying being drunk doesn’t mess up you reasoning. I’m turning 20 soon so I haven’t had a drink ever.
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