[Batty]

I'm not one to toot my own horn, but yo...


toot toot nig

originally posted by REVOLVER FLOSSALOT
March 13, 1986


It's time once again for our 3rd annual MIAMI VICE SUCKERFREE FREESTYLE MIXTAPE BONANAZA-A-THAN. Sponsered by Yipe Stripes bubblegum, Ecto-Cooler, Fruit Roll-ups (ET edition) and Pudding Pops

RULES:

no biting, no un-rad rhymes, referencing Punky Brewster = auto DQ

let's bust funky rhymes!




[PARAPPA DA RAPPA]
im over da edge while you just holdin on
talkin bout u make the call...stolen phone
start me up, rolling stones - dare u to meet me down south
They call me Alf, walkin round wif pussy hangin out my mouf
you can't get a dialtone, the rap game is a callin of mine
kick, punch...telepathy...it's all in the mind





[BARON MIND'S UNCLE: KEEPDATIN MIND]
mate, ur no Don Johnson, ain nothing funny
ill rain on yer parade jus to prove im sunny
im president jack tunney ur wrestling w/ shadows
if I want a sleeperhold i'll read yer battles
im like luke im yer father, the darkside dad is keener
yer warped like my nephew, takin polaroids of his weiner



[MC GOOSE FROM TOP GUN]
you cant tell me a thing man, doing my thing man
wanna fly into sum p*ssy, i'll be ya wing man
my punch will hit rearrange ya dome
hit the interstate in reverse...to the dangerzone
don't put baby in the corner, put baby jesus in his manger home
you can call me colorful like you paint your phone



[ROY BATTY]
I just got born but my dick long as fuck
my clout is the deathstar & im blowin up
an infant flowin tuff, in dis rapgame im sewin up
got david banner feelin green wif envy mad n thowin stuff
lookin for cougar hoes, we can kick it like soccer
Punky Brewster getting 2 in da cooter 1 in da pooper- I call that da shocker


OVER 9000

so yea.