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Old 01-06-2016, 10:45 AM   #50
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more P than D is just inefficient. I mean some F-list wannabe porn star getting stuffed with a bushel of cockmeat is the only time group sex is a win-win other then the rare threesome with two legitimate 8 pluses. She gets to keep thinking this will turn into a career and she's forced to be happy bc of the $500 paycheck

Let's face it most of the time these scenarios are just sketch

D:P from 0.1->0.333
The reverse gangbang, shit's dope but impractical & implausible. Only Inspector Gadget packing a cabinet of dildo attachments could do this scenario justice

D:P from 0.333 -> 0.5
3 hos and a bro or the classic threesome, cool but life ain't a frat party and chances are if u do this in real life it's with your girlfriend's fat failed bisexual coworker Melinda. I'm of the opinion that if u are offered a threesome with the two ugliest, least sexually attractive women in the world it is your duty as a man to accept.

But it still puts a damper on the fun, like when you watch the X Games and you're like FUUUUUCK I gotta snowboard ASAP. Then the slopes is mostly numb fingers, McTwisted ankle into a junior lesson group, and your douchebag friend trying to film himself skiing while pissing off a box with his GoPro.

D:P from <0.5 -> 1.0
Swinger shit with mad girls. Possible with bar sluts and club skanks

D:P of 1
Yawn

D:P from 2.0 -> 3.0
Drunk weekend in Vermont with your high school buddies and your whore wife who you recently decided you don't love and never need to respect again. Nobody gets hard and some fag films it on his S3 jeopardizing your future job security for all time

D:P> 3.0
Gangrape/ Duke Lacrosse tradition. Gnarly shit
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