[Split Eight]

if she ain't taking at least two dicks she's wasting my time. Porn sites need to have user approved tags that you don't need to register to vote on. Not trying to join a community here, just wanna bust a nut. But it's hard when you're tryna buffer through 20 minutes of awkward eiffel towering to see if she's getting 3.5 L of Dual Over Head Cock firing on all cylinders before the scene cuts to *more* doggy style. If you could slap a [No DP] button and save the next guy 5 minutes of his life, all our morning commutes would be a little more well-rested. Need [No Audio], [Blantant Oxy Addict], [Cameraman Commentary] and [Cocknumb] tags too yo

For real though back on topic that bitch better be riding a Ferris wheel of cock. I'm talking navigating through a rainforest of schlong with her ass for a compass and its only pointing North. You know those leather casting couch videos? They need those, but as soon as she signs the contract, a bunch of steel fire doors slam shut and between 4 and 7 dudes rappel in through the ceiling vent on their industrial fire hose wangs. She's like wait lemme call my agent and renegotiate the terms, but we all know she's getting an ice pack and an Uber to the bus stop

And THATS why u always check the ceiling vents