[Pinot Grij]

When my friends ask, “What’s poppin’, Daniel?”
I’m like, “I’m chillin’ with my cocker spaniel.”

Ayo.

If you don’t like dogs, then I think that you’re super weird
My dog got soft fur, a short tail and droopy ears
I can’t take my dog to work, I think I need a new career
I’m in a room with 7 dogs right now and mine's the cutest here

Her breed is obesity prone, so I can’t give her food a lot
If there’s a dog on the TV she can get confused a lot
I guess it’s my fault cuz I like to watch the tube a lot
We watched “Air Bud: Golden Receiver” - it had a stupid plot

When I say “Speak”, my dog knows how to bark at that trick
A stranger knocks on the door? I know my dog’ll bark at that trick
If she rolls over, I’ll take her to the park for that trick
And she’s excited when she gets inside the car for that trip

I love my dog, she really knows how to walk on a leash
I hate my landlord, he stated “No Dogs” on the lease
But that just means I lied about my dog on the lease
Am I worried if he sees my dog? Not in the least
I’ll just say my friend was here, I’ve been gone for a week
And I forgot to tell him that it said “No Dogs” on the lease
When my landlord leaves, I’ll hook up my dog with a treat
Then throw on Dogg Pound and we both nod to the beat

When my dog needs a haircut, she’s the shaggiest pup
Then I take her to the groomer and she look fancy as fuck
If there’s a storm, my dog is scared if she hears the thunder
But if I need to lull her I’ll just fill her Kong with peanut butter

I said, I really love my dog, do I gotta spell it out?
My dog knows the word WALK - so I gotta spell it out
I said I gotta spell it out, that’s Double U A-L-K
My dog eats the fanciest treats because I stay well paid

My dog is never sad, she’s always wagging her tail
And that’s a real good indication that she’s happy as hell
You’d be happy as well if you ever seen her bottom waggle
That’s why everywhere I go I gotta bring my cocker spaniel