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i'm a known hater of comic books. i derailed this by posting first. i just knew i had to get in before the rest of you nerds got here.

comic books passed da young god by. i got into booze and weed and inserting digits into the orifices of my neighbors too early in life to have the attention span to read picture books.

i watched the tobey mcguire spiderman a few times back in the day if that counts for anything. kirsten dunsts nipples in the rain gave da young god a boner or two