12-22-2015, 03:30 PM
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Mad fucking dangerous.
Join Date: Jul 2013
Posts: 12,066
Battle Record: 40-19
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Originally Posted by Chill Phil
1. Make spaghetti, it can feed you for up to a week (1 week per box of noodles)
2. Use only one plate, bowl, fork, spoon, or knife for all your meals. You'll avoid having a sink full of dirty dishes
3. Fuck water. Get Lite Beer. It will not only stave hunger during a stint of a near starvation, you'll also get an adequate amount of hydration from it (short term).
4. Pick 2 pairs of pants, 5 sets of boxers, and 3 shirts you like. Rotate those through out the week. Wash them ONLY when they start to smell. It'll only be one load, and you won't be paying a huge water bill.
5. Never turn down an offer of money, food, drinks, sex, or favors. Fuck pride, you're a single male trying to survive. Proud people starve to death and get NO pussy.
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What if you're a single male who is not broke as fuck?
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