[Chill Phil]

1. Make spaghetti, it can feed you for up to a week (1 week per box of noodles)

2. Use only one plate, bowl, fork, spoon, or knife for all your meals. You'll avoid having a sink full of dirty dishes

3. Fuck water. Get Lite Beer. It will not only stave hunger during a stint of a near starvation, you'll also get an adequate amount of hydration from it (short term).


4. Pick 2 pairs of pants, 5 sets of boxers, and 3 shirts you like. Rotate those through out the week. Wash them ONLY when they start to smell. It'll only be one load, and you won't be paying a huge water bill.


5. Never turn down an offer of money, food, drinks, sex, or favors. Fuck pride, you're a single male trying to survive. Proud people starve to death and get NO pussy.