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I wanna make a movie out of it


A crack team of tectonic plate experts, and other various earth science professionals shack up with internet rapper / conspiracy theorist / self-taught seismologist, known only by the code name "Chyeahhhh", to monitor the earth's behavioral patterns for earthquakes and other incoming natural disasters.

so much potential

It starts with them all saving lives n serving the world like heroes, when all of a sudden all their info starts coming back incorrect.. calling for earthquakes and tornadoes and meteor hits that never happen. Meanwhile all hell breaks loose when Chyeah has told the ppl of earth they're finally safe.

The climax of the movie comes when it is revealed that scorned ex-team member Rawn has joined the illuminati, and is manipulating these natural disasters via HAARP and he shows up at the team's base of operations with an army of Reagan-bots and the final battle ensues.