[uh-oh]

BUT NAH

i'm in an excellent mood bro's i just forgot how to be funny and likable throughout the years.

i am averse to anyone bettering themselves though, it is either because i refuse to do so myself so i'm jealous of those who do, but then i think about bettering myself, and how it cuts into time i use to destroy myself and remember i don't want to do any of that.

at the end of the day i'm always thinking about the fact that i don't understand existence in a broad general sense, not a societal sense, and i view people bettering themselves as giving into societal pressures and trying to extend their time in an existence we will never understand and its like

i enjoy beating off to deplorable porn after 12 hour video game sessions in which my only breaks are to microwave hot pockets and pizza rolls and to piss before grabbing more soda.

so we all lead lives in this world

mines better

SO HAVE FUN SQUATTING LIKE A WOMAN

AND EATING MULTIVITAMINS

i guess you got a kid tho you kind of have to be around for so there is that

i'm a loner in this existence of ignorance counting the days until the lights go out