[Witty]

I'll peep that now.

"I watched the video of Saddam Hussein being hanged, and it really made me think....is there anything on the internet I won't masturbate to?"

"Stephen Hawking: Brainier than Kurt Cobain's wall."

"Your boyfriend's a paramedic? Did you meet him while choking on something....and if so, was that something your old boyfriend?"

"This is a good looking row, but the row over there looks like fucking Jim Hensons workshop, the crowd last night were hideous, in the even of a fire they would have all ended up looking better"

Quoted from memory, his off the top of the head shit he says to the crowd is god status.