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Old 11-20-2015, 04:45 PM   #100
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1. You're big blind with AK suited. Short stack. No bets. You raise twice the BB. Someone check raises over the top. What the fuck are you going to do?

2. If your gats be great, why are your gun bars novel at best?

3. What combination of drugs, and what dosage of said drugs, would it take for you to act like Muff?

4. What is swag, exactly? And what does it have to do with comic book characters and/or Hanzo swords?

5. Do you respect people who use steroids or do you think they are effeminate frauds with daddy issues?

6. Ok, hypothetical. You're on a desert island. You have a tablet but you're only allowed to have one ironic GIF saved on that tablet. Which ironic GIF do you pick?

7. In terms of pure writing talent, at full potential, who is better; dead man or Neighbor? You can not say that due to stylistic differences it's impossible to say who's better.

8. In terms of pure writing talent, at full potential, who is better; deliciousgirl or 2tripple0. Also, who wins a game of chess between the two.

9. Let's say that everyone at Netcees meets up for a classic barbeque. Who
1) Gets the most drunk and embarasses themselves
2) Says they'll show up but doesn't
3) Is actually a normal person
4) Shows up and just sits down, not talking to anyone, but stays there the whole time eating cole slaw or whatever then when it's over they start crying.

10. Define the word wavy for me I literally don't know what it means.

11. What do you think about Bags' baby mother, in general?

12. How many prewritten swag and flow lines do you, currently, right now have saved in some form? Do you worry that some of these lines will become stale and unusable or is it cool or whatever.

13. Who is the best hall of famer and why aren't in the hall of fame that seems kinda wack don't you think?

14. What are your thoughts on the latest episode of 'Fargo'? Do you think that Dodd is dead? I don't think so. Also, why doesn't Nick Offerman's character have an accent? He's great, especially last episode, but is his character not from the area or is he so Offerman, such a force of personality, that he literally can't fathom not talking in his normal voice? Also, how is Kirsten Dunst looking like a Wax Museum Kirsten Dunst but her tits are still elite? Do you think they're saggier than Spiderman era Dunst? Also, why is this show better than Breaking Bad?

15. Your unfiltered thoughts regarding the Black Lives Matter movement, srs, please respect the srs tag.

Thank you.
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