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Originally Posted by Batty
Thought he could lose his virginity if he could just make it to the semi-finals of Ecuador's equivalent of slumdog millionaire.
lookin like Sully from Monster's Inc with Bells Palsy
Had to file a claim to get his money back from eBay when the John Travolta scented buttplug he used BUY-IT-NOW on never showed up.
Actually started doing the Moonwalk when he heard about McDonald's all-day-breakfast announcement.
looking like a secret agent for 5 Guys Burgers
He keeps Ziploc bags full of mongoose turds to do Warlock rituals with on any given sunday.
Had his beard lined-up with Xena's flying disc
Went to a Halloween party as Pablo Escobar w/ type 2 diabetes. He was the only one there.
Jacks off in the shower so much that he gets pre-cum watching Waterworld.
Prints out pics of anime girls and skeets onto them on a vlog he created called: MANLY MANATEE'S DESPERATION HAPPY FUNTIME VIDEO HOUR.
Could not grow a natural beard, so he sent a money order in the amount of $17.95 for panther pubes he could spirit glue to his face.
lookin like a retired eskimo and shit
lookin like a native American gargoyle house sitter
lookin like Baloo from Jungle Book with epilepsy
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done at the water world line lmaooooo.