KOTIKO is actually the Costa Rican word for: HIPSTER SHREK WHO SAVES HIS OWN FARTS IN TUPPERWARE.
This nigga got a sweater vest made out of Ewok pelts and breast sweat.
This nigga looks like a mail away Skylander
This nigga got a podcast called BIRTH DEFECTS ON THA BEACH
clothes smelling like hummus and toenails
This nigga lookin like a VeggieTales eggplant
Got a backpack with a folding chair, Gatorade in powder form and a battery powered neck fan for walking short distances.
Lookin like a Chic Fil-a cow as a lifeguard
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